Pillion talk
Published in The Kathmandu Post in 1999
For the god sake, don't tell anyone as I gonna tell you something formidable that you love to do. Just a week ago, a very good(girl) friend of mind, suggested me to write on love talk on bike. Instantly it struck me as if I had a crush on a beautiful nubile. I thought if pillow talk has had share in the romantic love(making), why should we ignore pillion talk.
Th world is moving so fast that people have hardly had any time to have guff gaf (chat)on love and exchange of sweet talks. Because of uncontrolled population growth, you see the crowd of people everywhere; in restaurant, in pub, in garden. And, in these places, you could hardly hear what you're talking. Even if you talk without looking around, there could be eavesdropping.
But now be free from this tension. What you have to do is to have a bike. That's all. In pillion talk, there is no worry of being caught by police in the cabin restaurant. The benefit of pillion talk is multifold. The first one is you're the one and only one who can talk with her. No interruption. No after break. Subject is no barrier for you in the pillion talk.
Unlike pillow talk, it has no face value. It means you won't get caught being red handed when she comments something on your nonsense bakbas(talking). So if you have no guts to tell her something heart-breaking or head-breaking news, tell her in the bike. Why? Because you cannot see her cruel expression in bike. Believe me that's why so many things have happened in the pillion talk-breaking and making relation. For poor girls it's safe. No manhandling (unmanlyhandling). No risk of loosing kumaritwa(virginity) or satitwa(Chastity).
Talking about the subject in pillion talk, it may not necessarily be Hindi movie, fashion, beauty or flop tele-serial, it can be sex, sexuality and spirituality, depending on the liking and disliking of pillion rider. If pillow talk is the extreme part of a romantic life like bed-scene in the movie, the rating of pillion talk just like a beginner's lesson(holding hands). Many a people appreciate pillion talk as an appetizer for real job- prelude of a love story. But remember to handle the handle of bike carefully because there is more potholes in the road than you make false promises to your pillion rider. Otherwise love story would turn into tragedy without the meeting of two soul.
Ask your pillion rider to clung on you or hold you tightly otherwise she'll fall down. It's much better than sitting across the table sipping coke and having pizza. Her closeness helps you breathe fast, drive slow. If you won't believe me try yourself. Best of luck
For the god sake, don't tell anyone as I gonna tell you something formidable that you love to do. Just a week ago, a very good(girl) friend of mind, suggested me to write on love talk on bike. Instantly it struck me as if I had a crush on a beautiful nubile. I thought if pillow talk has had share in the romantic love(making), why should we ignore pillion talk.
Th world is moving so fast that people have hardly had any time to have guff gaf (chat)on love and exchange of sweet talks. Because of uncontrolled population growth, you see the crowd of people everywhere; in restaurant, in pub, in garden. And, in these places, you could hardly hear what you're talking. Even if you talk without looking around, there could be eavesdropping.
But now be free from this tension. What you have to do is to have a bike. That's all. In pillion talk, there is no worry of being caught by police in the cabin restaurant. The benefit of pillion talk is multifold. The first one is you're the one and only one who can talk with her. No interruption. No after break. Subject is no barrier for you in the pillion talk.
Unlike pillow talk, it has no face value. It means you won't get caught being red handed when she comments something on your nonsense bakbas(talking). So if you have no guts to tell her something heart-breaking or head-breaking news, tell her in the bike. Why? Because you cannot see her cruel expression in bike. Believe me that's why so many things have happened in the pillion talk-breaking and making relation. For poor girls it's safe. No manhandling (unmanlyhandling). No risk of loosing kumaritwa(virginity) or satitwa(Chastity).
Talking about the subject in pillion talk, it may not necessarily be Hindi movie, fashion, beauty or flop tele-serial, it can be sex, sexuality and spirituality, depending on the liking and disliking of pillion rider. If pillow talk is the extreme part of a romantic life like bed-scene in the movie, the rating of pillion talk just like a beginner's lesson(holding hands). Many a people appreciate pillion talk as an appetizer for real job- prelude of a love story. But remember to handle the handle of bike carefully because there is more potholes in the road than you make false promises to your pillion rider. Otherwise love story would turn into tragedy without the meeting of two soul.
Ask your pillion rider to clung on you or hold you tightly otherwise she'll fall down. It's much better than sitting across the table sipping coke and having pizza. Her closeness helps you breathe fast, drive slow. If you won't believe me try yourself. Best of luck
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